Now why would I get married? Do I need to get married? Let’s think – how would marriage benefit Maile?
(long pause). Ok. One: cock.
(Megan laughs) Yup. 24/7.
Pssh. Not even.
Wait, are you just going to think of material benefits? Don’t you want someone you can hang out with forever, ALL THE TIME?
Ok. Now you’re making it sound dreadful. Forever? All the time??? Sheesh.
Yah, it will be like me and Pooka.